Because Fuck Me

vinegod:

When the price is too high by The Gabbie Show

(via dilfgod)

"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."

mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

(via teenytigress)

sometimes-cats:

Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank it up and belt out every single lyric and you don’t even care you’re so proud.

(Source: macaronkitty, via sannguine)

“The best advice I’ve ever received is, ‘No one else knows what they’re doing either.”
Ricky Gervais (via lamegrownup)

(Source: thatlitsite, via theunknownsea)

cocaina-y-caviar:

Ladies, never ever fight over a man. Fight over a job, parking space, your spot in a long line….the last chicken wing. But never over a man. Never.

(Source: sad-nena, via lovemetoinfinity)

Gotta Have It
Jay-Z and Kanye West / Watch the Throne (Deluxe Version)

escobvr:

Top 5.

(Source: 124, via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

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friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman:

Reading fanfiction is the worst because you start out with “I’ll just read this cute one shot” then suddenly it’s four am and you have 12 tabs open and you’re crying again because THEY DESERVE TO BE HAPPY WHY CANT THEY JUST BE HAPPY

(via tinypeckers)